ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
Measuring your booze intake in glasses is like measuring Rosie O'Donnell's weight in ounces.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
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