I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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