and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
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