party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
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