I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
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