I wannas sexs uuuuu
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
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