who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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