Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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