i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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