my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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