I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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