Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
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