Do vagina's smell?
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
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