normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
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There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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