Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
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