Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
Randomize
