Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
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