so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
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