kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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