Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
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