where am i from again
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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