Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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