I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
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