apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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