that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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