You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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