Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
that may or may not have been my penis.
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