I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
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