Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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