So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
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