Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
He did a backflip because drugs
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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