their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
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