bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
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