when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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