i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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