its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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