return my video game
What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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