i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
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