I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
accomplished twins. life is a go
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
The air was thick with penises
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
I am available for nakedness
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
Randomize