Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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