4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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