We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
Also, beer. Big fan.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
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