she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
NoShamevember. You game?
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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