yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
Randomize
