Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
Those nachos came to me in a dream
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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