just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
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