Pappa wants mamma naked
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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