Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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