hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
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