doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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