i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
meow
WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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