So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
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