Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
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