Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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